Hoping to join in with the Scottish Hill Running
Championships (aiming more to ship
myself there and back, trying to enjoy the bit in the middle, with no focus on
the champion component) this year I
ran Criffel Hill
Race. This is one of six races on the calendar. Each runner,
from 18 to 60, must finish four of the six races - one at each distance plus any
other – to complete the series. Goatfell is more of a trek so I opted for
Criffel as my ‘medium’.
SHR
Championship 2017
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Race
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Distance
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Date
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Criffel
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Medium
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19th March
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Stuc a'Chroin
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Long
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6th May
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Goatfell
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Medium
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20th May
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Trotternish Ridge
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Long
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3rd June
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Strathpeffer Games
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Short
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12th August
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Devil's Beeftub
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Short
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9th September
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It’s a dreich but enjoyable drive through Stobo to Broughton
to The Devil’s Beeftub.
Once through Moffat, the trip is unremarkable (apart from a
town called Ae and an area of forestry called Cushat Woods - perhaps a fertilization technique from ye olden days?) and I am soon in
the quaint old village of New Abbey in Dumfriesshire. Parking is at a local
sawmill and registration is simple. There are over 200 entries and the village is
bursting with competitors and marshals. I meet some old faces and some young
ones – one being Lucas C. He is a smidge nervous but raring to go! Tom H and I
have a chat – Tom senses it won’t be too boggy once off the road section. Tom’s
senses may need a flush.
Soon, kit checks are carried out and we are given the
pre-race safety talk by Ranjit Thomas from Dumfries RC. He jokes that anyone
under five feet tall may disappear in the peaty bogs. We laugh. We are foolish.
We are given the off and the battle commences. The first
road section is a tad steep – thankfully short and soon the throng snakes up between
Mid and West Glen on hard packed roads. This changes to rooty moss-mud through
overhanging pine branches which then develops into an uphill footing lottery.
It is almost entirely guesswork as to where to place a shoe. A tall tussock ,
initially, looks ‘friendly’ but then eats your leg and black broth that looks
like it leads to Hades, is firm underfoot. It’s an exhausting lottery of stride
or slide all the way up to Knockendoch.
Once over, there is a little respite in the form of a small
downhill section (pic below).
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Courtesy Digby Maass |
On the surface, this looks welcoming - but again - there are
slices of peat that shift under feet, waterlogged, bogged and dangerous
decomposing carpets of waist-deep man-eating mush. Yelps and groans are the
order of the day as almost everyone takes a dive.
Between here and the cairn, the front runners pass me on their way down. Graham
Gristwood is in the lead followed by an unflustered Finlay Wild who looks like
he is out to pick up his Sunday paper. Lucas C passes me heading down here too
– not long followed by Tom H.
I make the turn at Douglas’s Cairn on top of Criffel. I feel
good and am looking forward to making up places on the downhill charge. The
plan is going well and I start to pick off runners. It’s not long before I am in
familiar company. I am passed by a good descender that I recognise and decide
to ‘stay on his heels’ – perhaps get past him on the road section.
One moment, all is peachy, and then it goes pear-shaped. I
misjudge the depth of peaty puddle and plunge knee first into a pool of black
porridge. At one end of the pool is a wooden spike – almost impaled – however,
a submerged boulder to the right kneecap soon draws my attention away from the
potential impalement.
Painful…painful stuff - Teeth were gnashed and, weeping
considered – nausea a close second!
Neither happened fortunately, as realising I was between marshals and therefore equidistant between stretcher bearers - I encourage myself onwards with some
strong language – in a positive way of course! Between the blue air and groans,
other runners pass me advising me of the nearest marshal position. Between
gritted teeth, I say I am fine and bid them onwards. I am happy for them.
I don’t want to be stretchered and I have come this far - so
onwards I limp and curse. Strangely, from utter agony, the pain begins to
subside and I find myself picking up speed. I pass a couple
-then another and finally charge in having passed nine runners on the way down.
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Knee recovering through quag No. 37 (Courtesy Alan Gebbie) |
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Tom coming down (Courtesy Alan Gebbie) |
Post-race, I meet Lucas, who says he was 3rd MJ
at the top cairn but lost places on the descent and finished 5th MJ
in an impressive 1.01.35.
A fresh looking Tom H (1.05.56) – who was hoping to do well in the MV50
category, thought he would, but Colin Donnelly, Bill Breckenridge and Adrian
Davis showed up and dented his intentions (though Tom was 30 secs in front of
Adrian at this year’s Carnethy 5)
I, 1.26.52, had hoped to be around 1.15.00 – 1.20.00…… but
that was the target of a man with two kneecaps!
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Sums it up...nearly! |
First Lad – Graham Gristwood
in 50.51 - (7 secs in front of Finlay Wild)
First Lass - Georgia Tindle
in 1.05.58
The record of 47:34 – was set by Mark
Croasdale (1993) – with nearly 25 years of feet and natural erosion on the route, I doubt if this
will be surpassed.